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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 00:07

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

They put up a sign reading

No way

Chris Conley announces his retirement - NBC Sports

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Nuts and Butts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What did Rama tell Sita about Kaliyug?

Everyone loved it.

Still no good.

Thumbs down again.

Unclear if rock bottom, but Braves hit it anyway in 11-10 stunner loss - Battery Power

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why are the bands Smashmouth and Nickelback often used as punchlines?

No, not a chance

Hysterias & Posteriors

So they tried

Have you ever seen a woman having sex with a dog?

Minds and Behinds

Unacceptable again!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Aldi vs Oreo: Oreo maker sues Aldi over 'copycat' packaging - BBC

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Ultimate NBA summer trade guide: 100 players, split into 11 tiers, who could be dealt during 2025 offseason - CBS Sports

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

share office space ...

Fans Swoon Over ‘Still Smokin Hot' ’80s Singer, 64, As Band Reunites for the First Time in 40 Years - Yahoo

Next, they tried...

Just Forget it!

Still no good

This Philosophy Quiz Will Prove Whether You're Actually Smart Or Just Pretending - BuzzFeed

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Catatonics & High Colonics

Are there any queer Space Marine Legion in Warhammer 30k or 40k?

So, the docs changed it to read

Freaks and Cheeks

Then came..

Trump Biopic ‘The Apprentice’ Dominates Politically-Charged Canadian Screen Awards - The Hollywood Reporter

Loons and Moons

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No go.

Does having the wrong address on my car insurance invalidate my policy?