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13.06.2025 01:19

Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No way
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Why are American women so ugly nowadays?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
Do other British people agree that the UK should reconquer Ireland?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
What are the strangest parts of The Bible?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
Nuts and Butts
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Loons and Moons
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Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good.
What are some other ways to say "you're welcome" in French besides "de rien"?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Why do people think Justin Bieber is worse than Joseph Stalin?
No go.
No, not a chance
Unacceptable again!
Why are daughters mean to their mothers?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Do guys prefer big boobs or small boobs? Why?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
How can someone feel more FTM when AMAB?
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
What's the hardest part about marriage that no one ever talks about?
Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...
So they tried
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