What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
No way
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What did Rama tell Sita about Kaliyug?
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
Thumbs down again.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why are the bands Smashmouth and Nickelback often used as punchlines?
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
So they tried
Have you ever seen a woman having sex with a dog?
Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
Next, they tried...
Just Forget it!
Still no good
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Catatonics & High Colonics
Are there any queer Space Marine Legion in Warhammer 30k or 40k?
So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
Then came..
Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No go.
Does having the wrong address on my car insurance invalidate my policy?